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Post by spookythings on Dec 13, 2006 5:49:17 GMT -5
Dead girl scouts... I'm now picturing the RCA coming to my door selling cookies. the price of a box of peanut butter patties? your best friend. *chews loudly as rachel is buried* well i don't know about you guys, but my priorities are in order. lmfao @ that rhyme notquitenecessary. i've never heard that one. i was always partial to on top of old smokey all covered in blood i shot my poor teacher with a .44 slug i went to her funeral i went to her grave i put down some flowers then threw a grenade there was a variation involving a bazooka, but i can't remember. if anyone can remember it, please remind me. also, this one was cute: row, row, row your boat gently down the stream throw your teacher overboard and listen to her scream awww.
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bucketknight
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Please do not deplore yourself. Even if the world does not forgive, I will forgive you.
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Post by bucketknight on Dec 13, 2006 6:22:38 GMT -5
I could see her as a schoolteacher in a small town. For some reason, the thought of little girls kidnapping and torturing a schoolteacher just seems to fit better. Kids do seem to harbor a lot of anger toward teachers; remember when you were a kid and everyone on the bus would change the lyrics to "On top of a mountain" to be about clubbing your teacher to death? I remember in 4th grade we left a bunch of worms in Ms. Fish's coffee mug ;D I think kids are just rebelling against authority when they lash out at adults cuz they get to do so much kids can't. Luckily I've never been the brunt of that anger, though sometimes I'd rather take the pranks than the clinging.
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Post by empressjess on Dec 13, 2006 20:55:40 GMT -5
Dead girl scouts... I'm now picturing the RCA coming to my door selling cookies. the price of a box of peanut butter patties? your best friend. *chews loudly as rachel is buried* well i don't know about you guys, but my priorities are in order. lmfao @ that rhyme notquitenecessary. i've never heard that one. i was always partial to on top of old smokey all covered in blood i shot my poor teacher with a .44 slug i went to her funeral i went to her grave i put down some flowers then threw a grenade there was a variation involving a bazooka, but i can't remember. if anyone can remember it, please remind me. also, this one was cute: row, row, row your boat gently down the stream throw your teacher overboard and listen to her scream awww. That's the exact one I meant. And I forgot all about the row row row your boat one. Also, notquitenecessary, that was quite awesome. I have a suggestion for what profession Jenny is not: governess.
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Post by PrinceJoshua on Dec 14, 2006 11:54:05 GMT -5
Dead girl scouts... I'm now picturing the RCA coming to my door selling cookies. the price of a box of peanut butter patties? your best friend. *chews loudly as rachel is buried* well i don't know about you guys, but my priorities are in order. lmfao @ that rhyme notquitenecessary. i've never heard that one. i was always partial to on top of old smokey all covered in blood i shot my poor teacher with a .44 slug i went to her funeral i went to her grave i put down some flowers then threw a grenade there was a variation involving a bazooka, but i can't remember. if anyone can remember it, please remind me. also, this one was cute: row, row, row your boat gently down the stream throw your teacher overboard and listen to her scream awww. Lol. Thats pretty funny. Somewhere along the line I heard a somewhat different version. From what I can remember, its like.... On top of old smokey All covered in blood I shot my poor teacher With a .44 slug Then one year later She wasnt quite dead So I took a machete And I cut of her head Something like that.
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