A Lamp Suicide

[Carmichan]

Someone tell me if this isn't in the right category, I wasn't sure. ^^;

My best friend (we shall call her Diana, after her RoR alter ego) got Rule of Rose not too long after I did (which is about a week after it came out...she's not very good at it though, still stuck on the Hoffman fight because she has no healing items and she can't go back for more...the only person who can get herself in these situations, I swear...*thinks back on the Garden incident*).

Anyway, she had been listening to the main theme of it beforehand since I was shoving RoR media down her throat. ;D Now, [Diana] is an insanely hyper, imaginative girl who gets bored easily. She also loves to make fun of stuff and I'm the lucky girl who gets to see all her crackbaby creations first hand. Now one day, dear [Diana] gets bored, so what does she decide to do?

She decides to listen to "A Love Suicide" and engrish it up by writing down EXACTLY how she hears it much like she did with some of Gackt's songs. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...A Lamp Suicide. (NOTE: This was not in mean spirits and we both love this song, but the accent IS thick at times, you must agree...not nearly as bad as Gackt singing in English though.)

A Lamp Suicide

Say, where is my shake when I call your name?
So please don’t set me free, I’m as heavy as can be.
I will do you harm.
I will break my arm.
I’m a victim of your chaps.

I watch you be dead when I am out of bed
I can be so mean.
You can feed me.
I would like to shave you.
I would like to blame you, just because of my love to you.

And laughs itself feet, just as innocent as roses in May.
I know that fake hand.
Drive it away.

A laugh, itself, is just as brief as a candle in the wheat.
But it’s really just like sink.
Alone, but sane.

I am a lamp, suicide.
‘Cause s*ut itself is just as brief as a candle in the wheat.
It is pure white, just like sink.

Of all that’s shaved, I am a lamp suicide
‘Cause s*ut itself is just as innocent as roses in May.
It is pure white, just like sink.

~*~

Not as funny as her Gackt "Soul of Fire (a.k.a. Soul of Engrish)" translation....that one made me CRY.

Stupid censors. >< Ah well.

[spookythings]

its funny how poetic certain parts of that are.

i heard it more like 'i erase my shape when you call my name, so please don't set me free, i'm as happy as can be' ... 'i want to be dead when i am armed in bed' ... 'life itself is just as instant as roses in may' ... 'and its grieving/screaming just like sin' ... then something i can't make heads or tails out of.

the best parts are probably the candles in wheat, victim of chaps (everyones a victim where those are concerned) and wheres my shake?

[Carmichan]

XD She actually made this a while ago, I was just looking over my old files and found this along with her Gackt translation. The Gackt one is A LOT better because you can never understand a word that man is saying when he sings in English @_@. I had to post it here. I love her so much sometimes. When she's NOT playing jokes on me that involve her being pregnant. *growl*

[PrinceJoshua]

Clever.

[empressjess]

Haha, that is so win!

You can feed me, too. With shakes.

[Ralph Goat]

Loooowlz, I laughed out loud twice when I read this. XD Funny stuff.

I have a friend who does things like this too, except we never write them down. We even make up songs. It's so fun to do. XD

[Carmichan]

XD Oh man, I have put the other on up here too, it's too random and awesome not to. If any of you manage to find "Soul of Fire" by Gackt, read this while you're listening to it. This engrish'd song is one of the top reasons she's been my best friend for nine years.

[Diana] presents to you...Soul of Engrish

Soul of Engrish

Cool, when I look inside my arm
And I chair the tooth to me
Lard I cut, my soul flies out, with such a lovely stick
I need a fire, fire, fire.
To keep me warm
I’ve got to build a fire.

But I’m sad, loose, happy as can be.
Atop my friend
And, I’m cool as all can see
But just like that we’re as hip as salad leaves
My yard bleeds beside you

Because when I look inside my arm
And chair the tooth to me
Lard I cut, my soul flies out, with such a lovely stick
I need a fire, fire, fire.
To keep me warm
I’ve got to build a fire.

Whisper very nice
We are not both the same sign
If say “No duh,” my kitten friends shall not be nice
But if you murder, you’ll have to hold me down
Me Juliet mustard to be designer

Because when I look inside my arm
And I chair the tooth to me
Lard I cut, my soul flies out, with a lovely stick
I need a fire, fire, fire.
To keep me warm
I’ve got to build a fire

And if you look into my eyes
And you toast to something new
You’ll combat a mighty heart if you’re the lighter goose
I need a fire, fire, fire.
To keep me warm
I’ve got to build a fire.

You eat the sticker, one side tastes like tea, Oh no!
So if you don’t run up a bill, the fire will b!tch-slap your girl

Because when I look inside my arm
And chair the tooth to me
Lard I cut, my soul flies out, with such a lovely stick
I need a fire, fire, fire.
To keep me warm
I’ve got to build a fire

Because when I look inside my arm
And chair the tooth to me
Lard I cut, my soul flies out, with such a lovely stick
I need a fire, fire, fire.
To keep me warm
I’ve got to build a fire

I need a fire, fire, fire.
To keep me warm
I’ve got to build a fire

To keep me warm
I’ve got to build a fire

~*~

I love randomness like this. XD

[PrinceJoshua]

Yes, it is random. But I like it. ;D

[empressjess]

Well, all of JPop is pretty random, but this is hilarious.

[spookythings]

this makes me want to write more parodies.

You eat the sticker, one side tastes like tea, Oh no!
So if you don’t run up a bill, the fire will b!tch-slap your girl

and i quote: LAWLZ0RZ!!!!!111one

[nekohiro09]

i love jpop, but i have to admit gackt's english is on the weak side ^^;

[Azure Princess]

LMAO! Lamp Suicide ftw! >w<

And that Gackt one was just as hilarious~! I actually started crying with laughter.